LOL here I am, picking out all your microscopic, almost non-existent flaws when you haven’t given me a single reason to.

Sorry, but I’m just being careful and doing everything I can to avoid making the same mistake twice.

If it feels right, then it probably is.

One strike and you’re out, not three.

I don’t want to forget them.

If I do something wrong, tell me. It’s okay to point out my flaws.

I appreciate criticism. How am I supposed to become a better person without it?